Kids Special: Nursery Rhymes Anichiated
Posted by aniche on June 18, 2008
johhny johnny
yes papa.
watching porn?
no papa.
hiding boner?
no papa.
telling lies?
oh just fuck off you old bastard!
twinkle twinkle little scar
how i wonder what you are
right between the thighs you are
almost like someone raped me in my sleep.
ba ba black slut
have you any cunt?
yes sir yes sir 10 bucks an hour
once in your pussy, once in your mouth, and one time in that little hole right between your ass.
pussyrash pussyrash where have you been?
I’ve been to your rectum
to cause an infection
pussyrash pussyrash what did you there?
I gave some poor assfucker a good dose of herpes.
suck suck suck my cock
gently down your throat
merrily merrily merrily merrily
give my balls a squeeze.
humped her dumped her shat on her face
humped her dumped her gave her a taste
all of her therapists and all of her family
couldn’t stop the bitch from killing herself.
one two suck my dick
three four lick my balls
five six finger my ass
seven eight open your mouth
nine ten swallow my load
eleven twelve now fuck off bitch.
Aids Aids go away
little Johnny wants to fuck
Aids Aids go away
Go mess with some old fuck who’s going to die anyway.
naviobb said
haha nice man, really nice. Good use of imagination
katyaaaaaaa@a.com said
absolutely terrible
not original. And doesn’t espouse anything…!
Peter Parkour said
A great idea gone not so good.
I’d blame the cost of oil if I were you.
duffboy said
Don’t think it’ll be adopted by the masses but, who knows, everyone seems to know what a Dirty Sanchez is. There’s hope for your nursery rhymes I guess.
Anonymous said
“”all of her therapists and all of her family
coudln’t stop the bitch from killing herself.”"
couldn’t right?
boo, who needs to go back to nursery now?
Sam said
Thats grosssss…… Good to have you back!
Nikhil said
hahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back, dude! I see you haven’t lost your abilities!
This is amazing! I gotta get my kids (when they’re born) to read these rhymes!
Anonymous said
There is a difference between humaour and being vulgar…i think this belongs to the later.I really donot understand as to what the author is trying to get through the reader…this is a bad trend of having obscenity being paraded as humor!!!!
planetross said
“There is a difference between humaour and being vulgar…i think this belongs to the later.”
“spellcheck” is not anonymous’ friend. Why are there so many people called anonymous? I don’t know any.
Sorry I’ve relegated you from my blogroll
I’ll slap you back on 
ayeshamalik said
Hahah that’s hilarious.
johnnypeepers said
You dirty fucking sick bastard, have you no sense of decency? No? Good, that shit was way too fricken’ overrated.
One, two, suck out my goo
Three, four, you is gonna be my whore
Fix, six, hop on my vein-ridden stick
seven, eight, bitch you better not procreate
nine, ten, show me that brown eye again
suchabastard said
A bit twisted, sister.
Ervin Sholpnick said
That was AWESOME!!!!!
Raul said
Whoever made these rhymes have some serious issues..
Anonymous said
go get a life ……tats pathetic!!